Jace: "Mommy?"
Me: "Yes buddy..."
Jace: "I like your boobies."
(Jordan, Riley and I are all eating dinner together last night at the table)
Riley: "Today at school, Connor and I talked about kissing." (said totally matter- of- factly)
(Jordan and I shoot our eyes towards one another...)
Jordan: "You did what!?"
Me: "You didn't kiss did you????"
Riley: "No Mommy, we just talked about kissing when we get married. Don't worry."
Jordan: "When you get WHAT?"
Riley: "Me and Connor are getting married when we get to be grown-ups, then we'll kiss."
Jordan: "Riley, that is totally inappropriate talk for a 5 year old. If your teacher heard you say something like that she would be upset. I don't want to hear those words out of your mouth again."
Riley: "Which one, getting married, or kissing?"
Jordan: "EITHER!"
Me: (laughing thinking about all that is to come) :):)
4 comments:
I'm am rolling on the ground laughing!!!!
I love it! Especially Riley's - "which one?" haha!
i don't ever want to discuss this again until she's 18. I realized during this horrible conversation that I will probably not do very well with my girls and their boys. I'm pretty sure I turned bright red when she said the word kiss.
hysterical!! i, too, am rolling...
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