My Bachelor RANT!

STUPID JASON.  STUPID MOLLY.  POOOOOOOOOOOR MELISSA!

What in the world!!!!  I have no words.  Honestly.  

Well, I guess I do.... 

How could Jason (whom I will now refer to as Scum-bag), who was dumped on his behind by Deanna, who KNOWS what it feels like to have your heart broken on national tv, propose to Melissa and then take it all back??  It's not fair, and its totally crappy.

In honor of Melissa, I will ask the following rhetorical questions out loud...

1.  Does Scum-bag have the right to change his mind, and brake off his engagement to         Melissa?

                                   Absolutely.

2.  If Scum-bag was so conflicted about who to choose, why on earth would he have a            completely clear conscious about asking Melissa to marry him?

                                   Because he's a scum-bag.

3. Would Melissa have been ok if he hadn't chosen her, or even more, if he had chosen      her, NOT proposed, and then broken it off in a private setting?

                                    Absolutely.

4.  Will Melissa now, thanks to Jason, require many hours of therapy and evaluation           for the stress and unnecessary doubts about herself Jason has engraved in her                 mind?

   Absolutely!!!! (she was already referring to herself in 3rd person                                            during the show- not a good sign)

5.  Will Molly and Jason now live a fairy tale life full of happiness and love?

                                   Absolutely NOT!

Now, Molly is an entire different subject that I will touch on briefly.  I like Mols, I really do, so I am feeling pretty bad for throwing her in on the bash train- but it needs to be done.  Please Molly, show a little pride and self-restraint.... DON'T SUCK FACE WITH THE POO THAT JUST DUMPED HIS FIANCE NOT 5 MINUTES AGO!!!!!  Not classy.  I will say that I don't think she had any idea that Scum-bag was fixing to say he made the wrong decision.  She definitely looked like she was in a state of shock and awe.  I am kind of eager beaver to see if they are still together tonight.  

In conclusion, I really liked Scum-bag this entire series!!! I thought he handled things well, wasn't trashy and all gross with the girls, and just did a pretty good job being the bachelor.  Now, all of that is thrown out the window.  In fact, its been run over by like 100 buses!  Even if ABC offered Jason a million dollars straight up to dump Mel and re-pick Mols- I wouldn't have thought he would have taken the bait.  

To Scum-bag:    

      You let me down.  You let yourself down and your family down.  Don't hide behind the notion that you are following your heart and don't want to wake up with regrets in life.... clear your conscience and your head.... just don't do it on national tv.  You will always be remembered for this stunt- people will always see you and instantly throw up in their mouth.  That is the cold hard truth Mr. Mesnic.

Now, I have to move on  with my life.  For those of you with bottled up emotions after lastnight, I encourage you to blog about it because I really do feel better now.  Amen.