I've been dumped.

Yep.  You heard right.

My sweet, precious, ALMOST 10 month old daughter is now appalled at the mere sight of my boob.

And I'm not gonna lie, it hurts.

Everyone knows it goes without saying that you always want to be the "Dumper" and not the "Dumpee" in a relationship.  Well, Kendall dumped me.

She will be 10 months on sunday, and for the past 2 weeks I have slowly been weaning her from nursing.  I was determined NOT to stop cold turkey with her like I did with Riley and Jace.  Crazy, right?!  Anywho, for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to nipple biting, I was pretty much over it.  BUT, I wanted to do it on MY terms, not hers!! In my perfect world I wanted to nurse her once in the morning and once at night. No more, no less.

No go.

Seriously, its the funniest thing I have ever seen!!  Now I do this all the time just to watch her! :)  She wakes up in the morning and I go get her out of bed.  We smile and talk for about 10 seconds, then she acts like she hasn't eaten in a week and the fun is over. So I sit in the rocker and methodically tug my shirt down over my sagging breast.  She sits there, stares at it VERY up close and personal, she might even reach out and poke at it- then, in one brief instance, is as if she is MORTIFIED that I am even SUGGESTING this and she screams out "ugggggghhhhhhhh"!!!!!!


HYSTERICAL!!!!!